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BAD HABITS

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"  she said.  "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.  "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing,"  the woman said.  "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six,"  he said.

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