YOU
KNOW YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN...
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can
carry more beer.
- Your girl follows you to the party with
the car so you can take more beer.
- Your best friends are named after
animals.
- Your best shoes have steel toes.
- You have motorcycle parts in the
dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is chains and
barbwire.
- You can tell what kind of bugs they are
by the taste of them.
- You're only sunburned on the back of your
hands.
- You carry around a crushed beer can in
the case of soft tar when you park the bike.
- You pull your bike into the motel room
and use a bath towel to wipe it off.
- Your girl friend has to climb over the
bike to do the laundry in the basement.
- You carry a picture of your bike in your
wallet.
- Any day you ride is a good day.
- Your other vehicle is a truck with
motorcycle ramps in it.
- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80
yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to
drunk to ride your bike home.
- Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather
Vests & a Leather Jacket.
- You don't think its a good party till
someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.
- You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.
- You wake up next to your girl and your
first thought is if your bike will start.
- Your kids learn to ride on the back of
your bike before they can walk.
- Your garage has more square footage than
your house.
- Your coffee table collapses from the
weight of motorcycle magazines on it.
- You throw a party and more bikes show up
than cars.
- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show
and Tell .
- All your ashtrays are pistons from your
last engine rebuild.
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