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THE DAILY GUIDE TO BURNING CALORIES

 

Beating around the bush    -   75
Jumping to conclusions   -   100
Climbing the walls   -   150
Swallowing your pride   -   50
Passing the buck   -   25
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)   -   50-300
Dragging your heels   -   100
Pushing your luck   -   250
Making mountains out of molehills   -   500
Hitting the nail on the head   -   50
Wading through paperwork   -   300
Bending over backwards    -   75
Jumping on the bandwagon   -   200
Balancing the books   -   25
Running around in circles   -   350
Eating crow   -   225
Tooting your own horn   -   25
Climbing the ladder of success   -   750
Pulling out the stops   -   75
Adding fuel to the fire   -   160
Wrapping it up at the day's end   -   12
Opening a can of worms   -   50
Putting your foot in your mouth   -   300
Covering your tracks   -   165
Starting the ball rolling   -   90
Going over the edge    -   25
Picking up the pieces after   -   350
Counting eggs before they hatch   -   6
Cracking a smile   -   35
Calling it quits   -   2
Going to Hell in a handbasket   -   2

 

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