TRANSLATED
CAR ADS
- Two tone paint work -
Original color and rust.
- One careful owner - But
the other nine were clumsy as anything.
- 10,000 trouble-free miles
- Crashed in the last 20 feet.
- Heated rear window - So
you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.
- Very clean - Only washed
if and when it rains.
- Lady owner - The glove
box is full of half-used cosmetics.
- Clean interior - All the
rubbish is under the floormats.
- Immobilizer - The gear
shift comes off in your hand.
- Anti-theft device - I
can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.
- Drives beautifully - ...
in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.
- Low mileage - The
odometer is on its third time around.
- Full service history -
Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.
- Economical - Doesn't use
much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph.
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