THE DARE
One day this rich guy was having a party at
his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills,
girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had
filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, him and his friends all standing around
drinking, and partying next to the pool.
The guy gets up on the life guard tower and
all his friends look up. He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person the
swims across my pool will get all my money."
No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd,
draws on his joint and says, "OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all
my money and my house."
Still no one moves. "OK then, the
first person the swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and
planes."
Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks
this time. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my
property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle;
everything I own."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool.
Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place,
fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on
tower jumps down and runs over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought
that I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"
"I don't want the money."
"Do you want the house now or
later?"
"I don't want the house."
"Do you want the cars and planes now
or later?"
"I don't want the cars or the
planes."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and
stuff now or later?"
"I don't want that either."
"Do you want the girls now or
later?"
"I don't want the girls."
The rich guy looks at him and says,
"Well what the hell do you want?!?!"
"I want the bastard that pushed me
in!"
 
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