Get Your Cell Bill Paid 4 One Year! Get Your Horoscope! Listen to Howard Stern on your FREE Sirius Satellite Radio! Get a NEW iPod Photo - Click Here! Download all of Paris Hilton's Cell Phone Photos and MORE! Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics Lose LBS now with AMAZING Trim Patch! Learn how to make 10K in your spare time What would you do for free computer or Plasma TV?

Xposed Girls Give Share Their Hottest Sex Tips

DMV

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, a guy stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for his son. He selected a baseball bat and took it to the cash register.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash," he snapped.

He then apologized for his rudeness, telling the clerk that he had spent all afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau.

"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going back there?"

FREE iPods	FREE Smileys
Meet the Love of your Life!	FREE Cursors
Adult Humor	FREE Personal Horoscope