THINGS NOT TO DO IN
THE NUDE
Fry bacon
Arc welding
Bathe the cat
Operate a snow blower
Clear a patch of poison ivy
Insulate the attic with
fiberglass
Operate a lathe
Host a children's television
show
Take Mass with the Pope
Pick up a dime from a San
Francisco sidewalk
Get into a batting cage
Slide down the banister
Decorate a live Christmas
tree
Ice fishing
Ride a horse
Visit the White House
(girls)
Host a fish fry
Get a haircut (ouch...itchy,
itchy)
Trim your Holly bushes
Use SuperGlue
Go to see your Grandma
Ride in a car with black
vinyl seats on a sunny summer day
Carry a bag of ice on your
lap
Drink hot coffee while
driving your car or all of the above - at once
Roll in the Leaves
Have a snowball fight
Play with a small dog who
jumps - a LOT
Tend bees
Use the bathroom in a gay
bar
Clean out a patch of
thistles
Pick raspberries
Pick roses
Make friends with a
porcupine
 
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