THINGS TO DO WHILE
TAKING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST
* Turn the radio on. When the tester goes
to turn it off slap his/her hand.
* Rev the car really high, turn to the
tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"
* Knock over every cone while doing
maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
* Come dressed in a suit. Before the
examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't
dirty the seat.
* When the examiner tells you to stop, step
on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
* When the examiner tells you to stop, pop
the hood clutch and say, "Oops!"
* Get in the car, look down at the pedals,
and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"
* After the examiner gets in the car, pop
the hood, and get out and check the oil.
* Fill your car with beer bottles.
* The whole time driving, talk about how
Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
* Tell the Registrar that you are taking
the remedial test.
* In the middle of driving, put your arm
around the examiner.
* Swear at everybody on the road.
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