DRIVE-THRU
FUN
- Stand close to the speaker and yell your
order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
- After ordering, cover the speaker and mic
with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other
and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
- Speak a foreign language (make one up if
you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the
order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
- Attempt to take the order-takers order
("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
- Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi,
I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
- In a crowded drive-thru line, place a
HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40
bags of food.
- When you arrive at the window to pick up
your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they'll dispose of it for you.
Make sure it smells.
- Drive through with a car load of naked
people.
- Speak in such a garbled fashion that the
order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the
window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible
fashion.
- Drive through with someone on the hood to
accept the food.
- Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the
order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
- Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you
approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on
the trunk.
- If you are a male, have a female friend
place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she
finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers
fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe."
- All of the above work very well when done
at the late night pick up window.
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