BEST
REASONS FOR NOT EXERCISING
1) My grandmother started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.
2) The only reason to take up jogging is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3) I joined a health club last year, spent
about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4) I have to exercise in the morning before
my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5) If God meant us to touch our toes, he
would have put them further up our body.
6) I like long walks, but only when they
are taken by people who annoy me.
7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my
stomach covers them.
8) The only advantage of exercising every
day is that you die healthier.
9) When trying cross-country skiing, better
start with a small country.
10) Jogging makes the ice jump right out of
my glass.
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