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THE HEIGHT OF ALL EMOTIONS

Height of Patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgust: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology: Condom with a zipper.

Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.

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