This is the story of the saying "You
don't know Jack Schitt!", which refers to the other party as not knowing anything
about what they are speaking of.
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married
Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.
Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt,
and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on
shortly after birth. Next, came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two
daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named
Bull Schitt.
In the meantime Deep Schitt married Dumb
Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they
had a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the
Happens Brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number,
Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So now you know the full story of Jack
Schitt and his family... just in case someone should ask.
