SIGNS YOU HAVE A
LEAD FOOT
Your the first person to be put on the
FBI's most wanted list just for speeding.
Your friends car pool with you not to save
gas but to save time.
You need three states just to go on a joy
ride.
You have a suspended drivers license in all
50 states.
When you stop you leave a mile long skid
mark.
You married your wife because she had a
corvette.
Your bumper sticker says, "My other
car is even faster."
You get blisters from your gas pedal.
Your car won't start unless it has 110
octane gas in it.
You get pulled over even when your not
speeding just to get a warning not to speed.
You always leave at the last minute but
you're never late.
Your friends leave a hour before you do
just so you can meet them at the same time.
You don't wear a seatbelt, you wear a crash
helmet.
Your speed gauge is stuck in the max speed
position.
You can go through three drive thrus at the
same time.
There's a radar detector named after you.
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