The most unfair thing about life is the way
it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end
of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the
way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high
school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, you spend your last nine months floating, and finally, the life cycle finishes off
as an orgasm.
