TOP 10 REASONS TO
BUY A NEW CAR
10. Your passenger seat is on the National
Register of Historic Places.
9. Instead of an air bag, there is a
whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14
year old on a moped.
7. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you
car for 3 days.
6. When you gas up, the attendant asks,
"Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car
just to steal the "Club."
4. While sitting at a stop light, people
keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
3. For the last five years, you've had to
settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.
2. You keep losing dates on left turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you
by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
|
