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REASONS TO PARTY
1. Because it's Friday.
2. Because your dentist canceled your
appointment.
3. Because you can't think of anything
boring to do.
4. Because it's daytime.
5. Because it's nighttime.
6. Because it's exactly one week later than
it was this time last week.
7. Because you like to make ice.
8. Because you want to annoy your
neighbors.
9. Because you're dying to wear your new
light shade.
10. Because you're tired of playing
'Charades' with yourself.
11. Because you're carrying a party gene.
12. Because you found the perfect shoes.
13. Because you're afraid your lifestyle is
too healthy.
14. Because you never know...
15. Because your place could use a good
mess.
16. Because your mother needs something to
be upset about.
17. Because you have a sudden urge to
limbo.
18. Because your inhibitions are out of
town.
19. Because the bank made an error in your
favor.
20. Because it's there.
21. Because you need more bean dip in your
diet.
22. Because the fun content of your blood
is too low.
23. Because you look good doing it.
24. Because you're considering it as a
career.
25. Because your yo-yo stock went up a
point.
26. Because someone's got to do it.
27. Because you have a bad reputation to
uphold.
28. Because your plants want to meet new
people.
29. Because fun is a terrible thing to
waste.
30. Because you want to try out your new
jokes.
31. Because it's your patriotic duty.
32. Because you're going for the party
record.
33. Because your roommate got rid of his
scorpion farm.
34. Because you need the practice.
35. Because you're not getting any younger.
36. Because the vet says your hamster will
pull through.
37. Because you've got it coming to you.
38. Because your life is starting to grow
moss.
39. Because your brain needs a night off.
40. Because you never met a party you
didn't like.
41. Because the fate of the free world
depends on it.
42. Because the universe is expanding.
43. Because your dog is finally
housebroken.
44. Because it's the only exercise you get.
45. Because maturity is overrated.
46. Because a party demon has possessed
your body.
47. Because it hurts too much when you
stop.
48. Because these are your "party
years!"
49. Because you're too polite to turn down
an invitation.
50. Because you can't boogie to a book.
51. Because you have an overactive party
gland.
52. Because the moon is in a party phase.
53. Because otherwise the police would have
nothing to do.
54. Because curfew has been lifted.
55. Because the phone company lost your
Internet bill.
56. Because you won the lottery and feel
reckless.
57. Because life seems so dull without it.
58. Because that's how the dinosaurs would
have wanted to go.
59. Because you haven't eaten a million
corn chips yet.
60. Because you're suffering from popcorn
deficiency.
61. Because you're supposed to be the
irresponsible one.
62. Because how else are you going to learn
to juggle chainsaws?
63. Because your bank manager finally
lifted that death threat.
64. Because you need to get to know more
riot police.
65. Because your budgie ate your concert
tickets and you need to let the party feeling out somehow.
66. Because the voices tell you to.
67. Because if not you, who else?
68. Because it's time.
69. Because the local committee like you
too much.
70. Because you need to cultivate a bad
impression.
71. Because if you don't you'll explode.
72. Because you got your coursework in on
time.
73. Because your lecturer forgot to set
work for the weekend.
74. Because you suspect you're too uptight.
75. Because you need to get ready for New
Year's.
76. Because THEY don't want you to.
77. Because it's a long way till midnight,
and you've got ten crates to get through.
78. Because you want to finish all the food
in your house before dawn.
79. Because someone bet you to.
80. Because the dice tell you to. (see Luke
Rhinehart)
81. Because you haven't heard a police
megaphone for a whole week.
82. Because you want to meet new alcohol.
83. Because that's the last thing they'll
expect.
84. Because it's down to you.
85. Because you spend too much time on the
Net and you don't want to develop keyboard withdrawal.
87. Because how else are you going to
rebel?
88. Because you just want to, alright,
ALRIGHT?!
89. Because you're too tense.
90. Because everyone you know needs
convincing you're insane.
91. Because your parrot accused you of
being boring.
92. Because you know at least "30
things to do before you're 30" that you haven't done.
93. Because you need good reference
material.
94. Because you want to create a false
identity.
95. Because you want to prove you can.
96. Because you feel like everyone's
ignoring you.
97. Because you want to improve your crime
sheet.
98. Because you have a very evil punch
recipe.
99. Because because because because...
because of the wonderful things it does! (see Wizard of Oz)
100. Because you need to work on your
purity test score.
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