POLISH
JOKES
A few nights ago a few friends and I were
in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into
the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain.
While I was in there, this big guy came in
and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those Polish
jokes!"
So I said, "Well, they're not against
you, pal, just against anyone in Poland."
"My mother is in Poland!" he
screams, and pulls out a razor.
Boy was I scared!! I was sure he would have
killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a
New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by
this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to
kill ya?"
"No," replied the nervous
immigrant.
"Did ya hear her tell someone else
that she's gonna kill ya?"
"No."
"Did someone tell ya that your wife is
gonna kill ya?"
"No."
"Then why in God's name did ya think
she's gonna kill ya?" asked the exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and
I think she gonna poison me!"
He handed the police officer the suspect
bottle. The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh
out loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said,
"What's so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?"
 
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