A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a
stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts
to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your
Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says
simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool!
Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed,
says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's
great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very
annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest
luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very
cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the
driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly
ordered that a be be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of
the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, with satin sheets and brass trim.
It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching
for the Yugo, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with
all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on
the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner
stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my
Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and
said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?!?"
