Two elderly women were out driving in a
large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came
to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the
passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just
went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to
another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This
time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the
light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and
said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could
have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh,
am I driving?"
