SIGNS THAT YOUR
GRANDPARENTS ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE
* Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom
floor.
* Lately, at night, they put their teeth in
the same glass.
* Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains
loudly of "denture-burn."
* Granny found handcuffed to her walker.
* Not only do you hear the bed squeaking,
but also joints.
* Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's
crotch and claps twice.
* Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole
Smith.
* You've just seen their photos in the
"Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
* Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip
cookies.
* Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for
"doggy style."
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