There was this couple who had been married
for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning and the old gentleman
said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied. "Just
think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said.
"We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered,
"What do you say...should we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and
sat down at the table.
"You know honey," the little old
lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty
years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised,"
replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal."