A son takes his father to the retirement
home. Grandpa doesn't want to go, but the family insists. On the first night, Grandpa is
settling in when a gorgeous nurse enters and tucks him in. Grandpa gets a hard-on, she
sees it, and she climbs aboard.
The next morning Grandpa calls his son and
tells him he's changed his mind. Now he LIKES the retirement home.
The next night Grandpa is heading for bed
when he trips and falls face first on the floor. A big male orderly sees him, drops his
trousers, and sodomizes the old man.
The next morning, Grandpa calls his son
again and tells him he no longer likes the retirement home.
"But yesterday you told me you loved
it there.." says the son.
"Yeah, but you don't understand. I
only get an erection once a month, but I fall down nearly every day."
