An elderly couple was driving
cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The
officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks,
"What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE
SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your
license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks,
"What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE
YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are
from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever
had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks,
"What did he say?"
