GOING
UP RIVER
At the Senior Citizens' luncheon, an
elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they
both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed they decided to go fishing together
the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up and they
headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were
riding down the river when there was a fork in the river and the gentleman asks the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her
shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right in the boat. When finished
the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex
that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and then continued
on down the river when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?" There she went again, stripped off and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the old gentleman so
he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and so here they were the next
day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and the gentleman asks,
"Well, do you want to go up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the
boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asks the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he
asks, "What's the deal? Every time yesterday that I asked you if you wanted to go up
or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing."
She replied, "Well, yesterday I didn't
have my hearing aid in and I thought you said 'fuck or drown'!"
 
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