Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without
sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the
Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on
these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in
each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they
started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was
dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine
was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's
that?"
"Well," said the second man,
"When I nibbled on her breast... she passed gas and flew out the window!"
