Clinton, distraught and contemplating
his latest scandal was walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says, "George, you were
always wise, what should I do?" Low and behold, a voice comes down from
above and says, "ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER."
Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the
past President thinks he'll try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and
utters the same request to Americas author of the Declaration of Independence and one of
its great early philosophers. "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems,
what can I do to rally people behind me?" Again a voice from above
answers, "WELFARE, IT'S NOT WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he
is planning to go to all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the
Lincoln Memorial for guidance from the President who met his untimely death after winning
the Civil War and keeping the country unified. "Abe, I need your help, people
are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust me what should I do?" After a
substantial pause Abe responds, "TAKE THE DAY OFF, GO TO THE
THEATER."
