Acute - opposite of an ugly
Artery - the study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of a
cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do to
patients
Benign - what you are after
you're 8.
Bowel - letter like A,E,I,O, or
U
Cat Scan - searching for a
kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact
with her
Cesarean Section -
neighborhood in Rome
Colic - a sheep dog
Concussion - a prisoner's sofa
Congenital - to be friendly
D & C - where the White
House is
Dilate - to live too long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Genital - not a Jew
GI series - a soldier ball game
Hangnail - a coat hook
Hospital - a prostitute
ejecting saliva
Impotent - distinguished, well
known
Jaundice - to include in a
group
Kinesthetics - relationships
among relatives
Labor Pain - getting hurt at
work
Leper - a wild cat
Malaria - shopping place
Medical Staff - a doctor's cane
Morbid - a higher bid
Nitrates - cheaper than day
rates
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - a person who
fainted
Pap Smear - a fatherhood test
Pelvis - a cousin of Elvis
Post-operative - a letter
carrier
Prostate - flat on your back
Recovery Room - a place used
for upholstery work.
Rectum - dang near killed 'em
Rheumatic - amorous
Secretion - hiding something
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Serology - study of English
Knighthood
Tablet - a small table
Terminal Illness.........getting sick at
the airport
Tumor - more than one
Urinate - two steps short of a
perfect "10".
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - nearby
Vein - conceited
