One day, Mrs. Martin the third grade
teacher decided she'd had enough with the shenanigans of two troublesome students of hers,
twin brothers named Clinton and Gore. The two brats were always yelling, swearing, pulling
girls' ponytails, picking fights, etc. So Mrs. Martin decided to write a letter to the
boys' mother. It went like this:
Dear Mrs. Appleby:
I am writing in regards to your sons, who
are incessantly disrupting my class. It makes it very difficult to educate my students
when they insist on being a nuisance. I would ask you to either discipline these two boys
to the level expected of a responsible parent, or move them someplace else.
P.S. Your two boys claim that their names
are 'Clinton' and 'Gore.' Is this true, or are they putting me on?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Martin
The very next day, Mrs. Martin got a reply.
Dear Mrs. Martin:
First of all, the name is Miss Appleby, not
Mrs. And if you had two little bastards, what would YOU call them?!
