Bill Clinton and his chauffeur were out
driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a
country road. Clinton told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the
farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur
got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like
hours. When the chauffeur came out, Bill was confused about why his driver had been in
there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand,
then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter
showered me with kisses," explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?"
Bill asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him I
was President Clinton's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
