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13 THINGS ON DAN QUAYLE'S TO-DO LIST
(since he dropped out of the Presidential race)
13) Sort marbles, by size and color.
12) Finally -- travel up North to see
Mexico!
11) Cancel "Presidency for
Dummies" book deal.
10) Sue the hell out of Dairy Queen for
using my initials.
9) Wife wants a vacation -- talk to Dole
about that Niagra place he's been raving about.
8) Return to Planet Ork, make final report
to Orson.
7) Eat a big bowl of ice cream for dinner,
then stay up as late as I want to!
6) Form exploratory committee to
investigate running for Queen of England.
5) Try to snag some VIP seats to the
opening ceremonies for the upcoming Olympic Games in Atlanta.
4) Stay focused and begin work on 2002
Presidential election.
3) Try to have the best Pokemon collection
of any politician.
2) Call George W. Bush and wish him luck;
compliment him on how much younger he looks than when he was president.
1) Get out the Legos and build my own damn
White House!
This list copyright 1999 by
Chris White
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