One afternoon, three close friends named
Hercules, Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their lives.
Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that
he was surely the strongest person in the world.
"That may be true", said Sleeping
Beauty, "But I am better because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the
world."
Don Juan laughed at both of them and said
that without a doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because he had been with
the most women.
After several hours of argument, they
decided to consult a Guru for the truth.
First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A
few moments later he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had said that he
was, in fact, the strongest person in the world. He was very pleased.
Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a
lovely smile: "It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Moments later a distraught Don Juan came
stomping out of the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"
