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SIGNS HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND NEW YORK CITY

* Actually ate a street vendor hot dog.

* Sees Statue of Liberty and asks, "Oh, is that new?"

* Believes the Mets can take it all the way this year.

* Gave speech to Hasidic Jews in which she promised to "fight for the rights of you Amish folk."

* Had an exploratory committee look into what an extended middle finger means.

* Looks at Twin Towers, rubs eyes and yells, "Dang! Mama's seeing things!"

* Keeps asking when she'll get to meet Batman.

* Featured guest at her fundraisers: Reggie Miller.

* Thinks the "subway" is just some place Bill takes her for their anniversary dinner.

* Paid $25,000 for a sidewalk Rolex.

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