While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were
vacationing at Camp David the housekeeper was tasked with looking after their pet
parrot. They hadn't been gone for more than a couple of days when the parrot was
found dead in the bottom of it's cage.
The housekeeper knew the first family would
be desolate at the loss of one of their family pets, so she set out to find a replacement
bird and visited nearly every pet store in Washington. After nearly two days of
looking non-stop, she came across an almost exact duplicate of the bird.
As she purchased the parrot, the shop owner
cautioned her that the bird had previously be owned by a Madam and had lived for several
years in a house of ill-repute. The housekeeper replied that no one would ever know
and she took the bird back to the White House.
The morning after the Clintons return to
the White House, Chelsea walked through the room and the bird said, "Too
young."
A little later Hillary came into the room
and the bird responded with, "Too old."
Late that afternoon the President entered
the room and the bird said, "HI, BILL!"
