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JULIUS CAESAR

A long time ago, Julius Caesar declared, "Veni, vidi, vici." "I came, I saw, I conquered." His words echoed throughout two millenia. Until one day...

Monica Lewinsky gushed, "Orgasmus, slidici, incontinare." "He came, I slipped, it dribbled."

Linda Tripp hissed, "Verboso, memorex, serpentus." "She told, I taped, I blabbed."

Kenneth Starr cheered, "Gerministi! Homonisti! Felonisti!" "It matched! It's HIS! I GOT him!"

And Bill Clinton sobbed, "Perjuratum, erratis, manuro." "I lied - I mean - I didn't."

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