TOP 13 NATO EXCUSES FOR BOMBING THE WRONG
PLACE
13) Just tryin' to impress the chicks.
12) NATO strategists were loathe to open
maps of the area because refolding them can be difficult and annoying.
11) "Kosovo?! We though you said
KOKOMO!"
10) Bombardier still pissed off about his
Yugo.
9) Chinese embassy "just too shiny to
ignore."
8) Pilot's ugly little secret: never COULD
hit those womprats back home in Beggar's Canyon.
7) Totally hammered after losing a game of
"quarters" to Boris Yeltsin.
6) Canadian navigator busy extolling
virtues of Celine Dion.
5) Pilot playing Kosovo bingo needed B5,
not G2.
4) Forgot to adjust for weight of Slim
Pickens.
3) Male pilots refused to stop and ask for
directions.
2) General Magoo has no comment.
1) NATO headquarters dinner order for
"take out Chinese" was grossly misunderstood.
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Chris White
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