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NIXON VS. CLINTON

 

Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon:  Watergate
Clinton:  Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon:  The Cold War
Clinton:  The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....                                
Nixon:  Carpet-Bombing
Clinton:  Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon:  His was Greek
Clinton:  His is a Geek.

Presidential qualities.....
Nixon:  Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton:  Couldn't stop kissing her.

Things the President couldn't explain....
Nixon:  The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton:  The 36D bra in his briefcase

Job titles....
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Slogans....
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one"

Known for....
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Acquaintances....
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Famous feats....
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Quoted as....
Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her

Presidential Nicknames....
Nixon:  Tricky Dick
Clinton:  Tricky Dick

and finally, Presidential excuses....
Nixon:  I am not a crook!
Clinton:  I did not do nook!

 

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