PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA
1. Which president smoked marijuana with a
nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case
of nuclear attack?
2. Which president allegedly had affairs
with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
3. Which president had sex with one of his
secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
4. Which president allegedly had an affair
(as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
5. Which president called his mistress
"Pookie"?
6. Which president married a woman who
hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his
re-election campaign?
7. Which future president wrote love
letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?
8. Which president had a torrid affair with
the first lady's personal secretary?
9. Which president had sex with a young
woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented
the hysterical first lady from attacking them?
10. Which president had sex in a closet
while telling his partner about the *other* president who did the same in a closet? (The
one from Question 9)?
11. Which vice president was ticked off
because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive"
(i.e. numerous) than the President's?
12. Which future president, while a college
student, enjoyed showing off his penis (which he named Jumbo)?
ANSWERS
1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson
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