Please join us in supporting the Republican
National Committee's nomination of George W. Bush and Dick Chenney as candidates for
President and Vice President of the United States. From this day forward, all our efforts
will be focused on the "Bush and Dick" campaign.
Joining our campaign as national
spokespersons are Ellen Degeneris who said publicly, "I like Bush," and Elton
John who said publicly, "I like Dick." Also supporting the cause is Angelina
Jolie who said publicly, "I like both Bush and Dick."
If you wish to see a lot of Bush and Dick,
please sign up to work for their election.
For those of you who prefer Gore, the
following bumper stickers are available: "Lick Bush in 2000."