An American tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find
anyplace to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of
business.
Before he could even get unzipped a Moscow
police office asked, "Hey you -- what are you doing?"
"I gotta piss, man."
"You can't piss here. Look, follow
me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful
garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said
the cop, "Whiz away."
The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and
starts right on the flowers. "Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this
Russian courtesy?"
