Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Little Rock, Arkansas
Dear Friend,
We have the distinguished honor of being on
the committee for raising five million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the
hall of fame in Washington, D. C. The committee was in a quandary as to where to place the
statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington,who never told
a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never
tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside
Christopher Columbus, the greatest democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was
going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all
on borrowed money.
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the
people of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the promised land." Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, " Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your
shovel, kick your asses, raise the price of camels, and mortgage the promised land. If you
are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a
generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
