A little boy needed $100 very badly and his
mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but
nothing turned up.
Then he decided to write God a letter
requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God, they opened it up, and decided to send it to President Clinton.
President Clinton was so impressed, touched
and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy $5. He thought
this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5
and sat down to write a thank-you letter to God which reads as follows: "Dear God,
Thank you so very much for sending me the money. Inoticed you sent it through
Washington. As usual those bastards deducted $95 as tax."
