SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS
UNDER-QUALIFIED
- Promises to improve foreign relations
with Hawaii.
- Runs a series of attack ads against
Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
- His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is
"That Bob Vila guy."
- Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode
Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
- Got his degree in Political Economics by
bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
- Anybody mentions Washington, he asks,
"The state or the DC thingie?"
- At the debates, answers every question
with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
- Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon
and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
- Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly
as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
- On the very first question of the debate,
he attempts to use a LIFELINE.
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