First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney
General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet,
"You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to
put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."
Janet responded, "Just because I am
esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I
don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal
with the problem?"
Replies Janet, "Whenever I feel that a
guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the
loudest, nastiest, fart I can."
Well, that night, Bill was already in bed
with the lights out when Hillary headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew
that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready
for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart
you could imagine.
