Once there was this Indian chief named
Chief Bowels. The neighboring town wanted to build a golf course on his land and this made
the chief very angry.
He sends a messenger to the council office,
which was in the same building as a doctor's office. The messenger goes in the wrong door,
goes to the doctor and says, "Bowels not move!"
So the doctor gives him a pill. The
messenger takes the pill back to the chief.
The next day, the messenger is back and
says, "Bowels still not move!" So the doctor gives him a stronger pill.
The next day, same thing, the messenger
comes back, "Bowels STILL no move!" So the doctor gives him the strongest pills
he has.
The next day, the messenger comes back, and
says, "Bowels HAD to move! Teepee full of shit!"
