Four farmers were seated at the bar in a
tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's
WOOMB."
The second replied, "No, it must be
WOOOOMBH."
The third said, "You both have it
wrong -- it's WOOM."
The fourth stated, "No, it has to be
WOOMMMMBBB."
At this, the young lady could stand it no
longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look. It's WOMB. That's it,
that's all there is to it." Then she left.
Eventually, one of the farmers broke the
silence by saying, "Well. I don't know. A slip of a girl like that. I don't see how
she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!"