THE
FART CHART
* AMBITIOUS : Always ready
for a fart
* AMIABLE : Likes to smell
others' farts
* ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses
himself and farts in private
* AQUATIC : Farts in bath,
then breaks bubbles with toes
* ATHLETIC : Jumps in the
air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times
* BEWILDERED : Can't tell
his own fart from others
* BIG BULLY : Farts louder
than others
* CARELESS : Farts in
church
* CHILDISH : Farts and
then giggles
* CLEVER : Farts and
coughs at the same time
* CONCEITED : Thinks he
can fart the loudest
* CONFUSED : Face is so
much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go
* CUTE : Smells your farts
and then tells you what you were eating
* DAMNED MEAN : Farts and
then pulls the covers over his wife's head
* DISHONEST : Farts and
then blames the dog
* DISAPPOINTED : Fart
doesn't smell
* DUMB : Enjoys other
farts, thinks they are his own
* ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts
regularly but is concerned about the pollution
* FOOLISH : Suppresses a
fart for hours
* FRESH GUY : Jumps in
front of you and then farts
* GROUCH : Grumbles when
ladies fart *HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
* IMPUDENT : Farts out
aloud and then laughs
* LAZY : Just fizzles
* MASOCHIST : Farts in the
bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles
* MISERABLE : Can't fart
at all
* MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass,
Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell
* NERVOUS : Stops in the
middle of a fart
* PROUD : Thinks his farts
are exceptionally pleasant
* SADIST : Farts in bed,
then fluffs the covers
* SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his
farts
* SENSITIVE : Farts and
then starts crying
* SHY : Blushes when he
farts silently
* SLOB : Farts and stains
his underwear
* SMART ALEC : Farts when
ladies are present
* SNEAKY : Farts and
blames it on the dog
* STINGY : Belches to save
his ass-hole
* STRATEGIC : Conceals his
fart by loud laughter
* THRIFTY : One who always
has farts in reserve
* TIMID : Jumps when he
farts
* UNFORTUNATE : Tries to
fart but shits himself
* VAIN PERSON : One who
loves the smell of his own fart
* WHIMPY : Farts at the
slightest exertion
* WISE GUY : Farts and
asks who shit
 
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