Bob goes into the public restroom and sees
this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking
care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob
finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK,
sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my
zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it
out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of
mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something
awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him,
and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I
really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the
hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and
says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."
