One day Joe farted - not unusual for Joe,
who was known to be gaseous on occasion. The difference was, it made a loud noise and
sounded exactly like a man LOUDLY shouting, "HONDA!!!!" No one was around to
hear it, so Joe put the experience up to an overactive imagination. A little surprised,
Joe went on with his normal business.
But the next time he had to fart, the same
thing happened - "HONDA!!!" This time, he was with his girlfriend. She (being a
normal individual) was shocked. "What the hell was that?" she said.
Joe replied, "I don't know! It
happened once before. Didn't it sound like 'HONDA!' to you?"
"Yes! That's so weird!"
So the next few days, Joe suffered more and
more as each time he farted it made a sound like a man shouting "HONDA!!!" at
the top of his lungs.
Well, after a few days of this, Joe figured
he had better go see a doctor. Of course, the doctor never heard of such a thing and
performed test after test - with no solution to the problem. The same happened with the
specialist, the next doctor, the herbologist, the man at the health food store, the
acupuncturist, the chiropractor, the shaman, the priest, and the exorcist. Finally, Joe
went to see a Chinese doctor who said, "Go see the dentist. You have a bad
tooth."
Not really being too interested in seeing
the dentist at this point, Joe took his advice out of desperation only. Miraculously, his
farts went back to normal after getting an abscess filled (he had a cavity) in one of his
molars. Thrilled, Joe went back to the Chinese doctor and said, "Doctor! I'm so
happy... my problem went away! But how did you know it was my tooth?"
The doctor replied, "Abscess makes the
fart go honda!"
