A man is driving along the interstate out
of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire.
All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees.
He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.
After a little while, nature calls. The
man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building
with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down
old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."
He pulls over, and runs into the lobby.
It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a
praying woman.
"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.
"Shh! Down the hall, third
right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left,
instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's
better than nothing."
In the basement below, a preacher is
praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds
up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.
PLOP!!
"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling
today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to
heaven.
