TYPES OF MEN YOU
MIGHT SEE IN THE MENS RESTROOM
* EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around,
cannot find hole, rips shorts.
* SOCIABLE: Joins friends in a piss whether
he has to or not.
* CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see
how the other guy is fixed.
* TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching,
flushes urinal, comes back later.
* INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used,
pisses in sink.
* CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around
and usually pisses on floor.
* WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been
lately, makes quick inspection.
* FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and
across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
* ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie,
pisses in pants.
* CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of
urinal, likes to see it bubble.
* SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts
very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
* PATIENT: Stands very close for a long
while waiting, reads with free hand.
* DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth
floating, pisses in pants.
* TOUGH: Bangs pecker on side of urinal to
dry it.
* EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap,
then does both.
* FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at
urinal, pisses in shoe.
* LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
* DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand,
pisses in pants.
* DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives
up, walks away.
* CONCEITED: Holds two-inch pecker like a
baseball bat.
* RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
  
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